THIS WEBSITE IS UNDERGOING A RE-DO!!!!! PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US.

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Dont even ask....

These Are Our Pressure Photos Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. LornaJane took them (Thanx).
Pressure#1. Pressure#2. Oh, how stupid we look.

We also found an old contact sheet of holga photos that our friend
Dave Homer took sometime in 2005, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!.

Gallucci - "You-Wrecker" 21 performances by the above mentioned....
So, the album is finally getting a compact disc release on October 7th. Dig!
After we ran out of white chassettes to dub the songs onto, the nice
persons at Rubber(chicken)Records threw us a rope. They are cool.
So away we go..... we wont be fixing the website, or playing a stage, or
anything very cool, but we sure as hell will be doing lots more of what we like.

You can get a copy at our shows etc for $10, or at your local music dispenser.
Or Click here to purchase from more trusty online types.....
Or Click here for Itunes purchasing for digital lies.....

BTW, you can still DOWNLOADHEREHEREHERE the MP3 Samplero, enjoi.
Say hello and we'll send you a copy..... Dice!!!

So once again, be there and be square in one moment.....

So we're doing a screening of this now classic piece
of film, featuring Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., Ramones,
Babes In Toyland and other stupids. There
will be some giveaways, so know your lame ass obscure trivia. And as
a special bonus (while we pack up) we'll be screening "(This Is Known As) The Blues Scale" The 40 min featurette of additional performances and footage from the filming of the original,which will be on the dvd, eventually.

Read more about Dave Markey's exploits at:

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Gallucci - Album #2................ dice!!!
So, the new LP is finished. It's titled "You-Wrecker"
21 performances by the above mentioned..... And yeah,
you guessed it, it's 21 tunes, and all in just on 34 mins.
Hopefully that equates to value for money.

You can get the bootleg cassetteat our shows for $3, Laser Disc,
8-track & 1/2" Tape releases to follow .

Anywayso, you can DOWNLOAD the MP3 Samplero right
HEREHEREHERE, enjoi.

We Think we stumbled across some private thoughts between members of Something For Kate?

Call us or die useless.

GALLUCCI - YOU OWN THIS BAND.
GALLUCCI - YOU OWN THIS BAND.
GALLUCCI - YOU OWN THIS BAND.
GALLUCCI - YOU OWN THIS BAND!!!

Choose Our Next Adventure - Gallucci will come play for you, anywhere, anytime, we can even supply our own power! You own us, what do you want to do with us????? We've played skateparks, we've played kitchens, we've played parties, we've played on the roadside, we've played in your head. We are the perfect attraction for next time your parents go away for the weekend. Get in touch, or we will....

diepunkdeath/gallucci
p.o.box 1240
darlinghurst
nsw
australia 1300
 
email is stupid, but we succumb:
diepunkdeath@yahoo.com

Click on Mike Watt's Face above to see some photos of
our gig with him & Steve Mackay(of the stooges) at
Cafe Pacifico..................

link

Also, read the Drum Media review here.......... no, wait, HERE.

Cave-Clan is righteous. Click!

Another chance to be square and there all at once!

The Hot Seat.........
Our revolving door policy is in full effect as, you guessed it,
another bassist hits the road! Marc has exited our
7day a week helljam, what a pity, we liked his beard. Anyway, so we've renamed the bass player position "The Hot Seat"
as no-one seems to be able to handle things in the kitchen. We're only playing with Mike Watt for one night so If you wanna jam with us after that, get in touch. Next Please!

this is a bass guitar.

Happy New Year..........from the studio.
We are recording, it's true, another album and
we only put out the last one in May,
no time for the troubling second album,
we hope! diepunkdeath is in the "i'm the boss chair" again, this time with help from our buddy Rick, i mean Eric,
i Mean Derek. Anyway, we're nearly
done recording, mixing
is next but may have to wait until Mike Watt leaves town.

Mike Watt & Gallucci form Van Diemens Band.
Watt & Lucc with be joining forces for a one off secretish solo show while he's out here playing with the Stooges at BDO. We will be playing a set of Stooges covers to keep things making sense, Watt will play his thunderbroom and vocalise, Jake on the 6-stringer, Benito playing the drummer. We are hell excited, and feel insanely honoured to play with "the man in the van w/ a bass in his hand". More info to follow, gotta practice!!! www.hootpage.com

Puchin in is the way we are.
Gallucci are heading into the studio for album two in just a few weeks,
working
title is "You-Wrecker" lots of snappy tunes,
and we're gonna lay it down real trim with no extra overdubs whatsoever, 1 drumset, 1 bass, 1 guitar,
vocal, mmm mmmm mmmm sounds like a real cool time to us.

 
Jenni tour hits melbourne, no Jenni required.
We are off to melbourne this week to play our first kicker
down that way, it's Clint Hydman's 30th, but it'll be in a room
or something, so we'll leave the Jenni at home and steal their power!
 
Econo....................
Oh the minutemen doco night was fun, Timothy even gave away some dandy poster while he was still feeling giddy from laying it down in a sweaty room, some poeple even walked off with our cassette, mucho respecto. See you on the next outing.

Be There And Be Square All At Once
(please insert wje flyer here Hosey

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Fence.
Jacob's year 11 school exams have now concluded, but Marc and myself
have enjoyed the time alone to argue into the small
hours of the night while he's been awaystudying. Look forward to seeing his music
performance/theory exam results posted here soon, he's such a
nerd.

Power Trio's just don't do it for me man....
So we will be rolling out as an instrumental 3-peice on the upcoming superleg of the Jenni-Tour. Lineup is as follows, Marc - Bass Guitar, Jake - Guiatrist, Benito - Tubs. Keep it simple spastic, plus, if you can't find a dedicated drummer thats no excuse for sitting at home girls. 25 minute sets, a bakers-dozen of freshly cooked tunes, no encore's, no, no, no. Currently setting up on your front lawn.
 
Diepunkdeath is going to be doing a screening of the minutemen documentary,
'We Jam Econo' check out www.theminutemen.com,
he thinks he's a movie distributor now,
dickhead. More info on the way, Gallucci
may even get to play. This ain't no picnic sucka!

Galucci are Santa's Favourites!
Lucci have been tentatively retained to play
the debaser christmas party.
We are hiring beards and belly's as we speak.
It's sorta between us and that dude from Kisschasy,
but we are winning because we don't require a PA,
plus we will never be nominated for an Aria Award.
Debaser do artwork for everyone
in the southern-hemi www.debaser.com.au
We'll let you know where and when
it is so you can gate-crash it.

Go Furthur! (note spelling)
Check out TimothyBen's falsetto backing vocals
on the new further album, further! www.furtherrocks.com
pretty damn funny. Dpd also produced on this one, Further=Good,
Dpd=Butt. Lesson concluded.

Does Anyone Know Who This Guy Is?
Mr Timothy,
after much deliberation and Gallucci listening over the weekend, I have come to the conclusion that you need a manager. I have also come to the conclusion that I am the obvious candidate.
I may have no previous management experience, but you have no previous rock star experience, so we are even. I know a lot of managers and they don't appear to be any smarter than me, so there.
I will not take it personally when you yell at me, which is something I am confident will happen frequently. Whilst not encouraging this sort of behaviour, I will tolerate it and possibly even do some of my own yelling from time to time. This, I believe makes me uniquely qualified to be a Gallucci manager. You scream - I scream back...a perfect team. I will also not sign you up to do any Pepsi, Coke or other bubbly beverage endorsement deal. I will however do my utmost to find you a home which will not freak out when you turn your potential hit single
into a 9 minute epic complete with horns, harp and glockenspeil.
Yours Sincerely
DJWH.

What is it with everyone and that myspace website?
It appears you can't make music anymore unless you have one.............. therefore, we are breaking up today or atleast tommorow arvo after jamming.

Another Brick In The Wall.
So due to continued noise complaints,
our building skills have been tested
to their limits, the boatshed is a little more cramped, we have put a wall or two in to keep us company, and some pretty
green crap to adorn the ceiling, it's
another universe. The say it's silent in outer space, right?

this puppy is brand new - give us a break!

Don't be fooled nothing but heresay and rumours from here on in.........Trust not, we sure don't.

"Old School? New School? Fuck School." Steve Olsen

soca - pronunciation key (sk)

n.- A style of music, that is a blend of soul and calypso.

punk - pronunciation key (pngk)

adj. Slang- Of poor quality; worthless.

You couldn't write this note let alone a tune!
We have been writing a whole lot lately, we needed
some more kickin stuff to play at shows so we're
working hard (did you really think i wanted a
sex-a-phone on tour?). This ofcourse will quickly turn
into an album's worth of material, and at that point
we will find a rusty old tape machine and collectivly
'punch in'.

No Drummers!
We still havent found a drummer. Don't ask.

Jenni Tour - We don't play a stage.
We can't tell you where our next gig is because, quite frankly, we
don't know ourselves. We will roam the countryside Jenni-Style looking
for somewhere to play. When we find that spot, in
whaterver town we set the fuck up and do the kitt.
More info to follow (we kind of need a drummer).

Gallucci
WILL PLAY IN / AT YOUR -

garage
backyard
birthday party/cake
basement
skateboard ramp
pool (wet or dry)
bedroom
sports carnival
library
town well
family luncheon
wedding
quarry
cemetary
zoological reserve
helicopter pad

pretty much anywhere....

JUST INVITE US!!!

Stop us from turning into a Genesis style
singer-drummer setup, and join our fucking band! We need a drummer, and quite
possibly another guitarist. We also are open to one-night-stands with
percussionists/saxophonists. Basically, call us no
matter what you do, it's not that important.

Here's some polaroids from recording soca punk!

Bob Loseedo, Wears A Speedo............

Postal, Postal:
please send your life savings to:
P.O.Box 1240
Darlinghurst NSW
Australia 1300

We also like your old postcards.

We do have email, but you are much more likely to get a response via
the real deal mail (we are aiming to be luddites).
diepunkdeath@yahoo.com

Grey Hair Presto!
Beware - soca punk causes grey hair by 19.

Look here at more photos of us being us.

Adam & Marc commit 'galluccicide'.
After a lengthy courtship, Adam Terrett and Marc Corcoran have become
members of soca punk group, Gallucci. Cementing their love for each
other, and the diepunkdeath family. They are soon to consumate this
relationship in a cheap hotel room. The honeymoooooon
is here.

Meet Gasmoochie - Kissmyass!

Jacob is suspiciously quiet, suspect the worst of him
at all times. He
was known as the pretty boy of the group until a freak
golfing accident
injured his chin, check out the scar photo here. He is
now 'rugged and
manly'. Jacob plays gui-tar but cannot whistle or
sing. He tags a head of hair that would make samson
(of delilah fame) take a long look in the mirror. Jim
was an accident according to his parents, but is now
16 years old. Pity.

Adam played on a song and was involved in writing of a few slingin' iingles for soca punk!. He was also a member of short-lived & short-coming group, 'the saiga cutloose' with Jim. He
resides at the command post villa (with TimothyBen) and has been in
and out of the band a few times, pretty much manning the bass so we
could write and rehearse our jams. Although playing like a (insert
destructive word here), he will likely take up the 'flowery lovechild'
position in the band. This position did not previously exist. He is 17
years of age and can sleep in any position at any time. Fuckingbastard.

Marc spells his name with a 'C'. Timothy shaved a kickin skin-lo
hawk-mo into his skull once, though he no longer hawks
the hawk, they remain friends. He follows strict
einstein philosophy's and wears the same set of
clothes every day of the year, but dehydrates easily.
Marc will endevour to fullfill fender rhodes duties
where they are required. Otherwise, he will be there
and be square all at once. Marc is 22 years alive, and
sports an observant nature. You have his permission
to touch his face if you see him in the street.

TimothyBen is known as the lynchpin of gallucci, he
doesn't know what
that means but it sure has a nice ring to it. His
threads (or lack
thereof) are questionable, as with his eyesight.
During the soca punk recordings he punched producer diepunkdeath in the ear
after discovering him eating his pineapple. He hasn't spoken
to D. since, and we are unsure of who will produce the next album (D.'s
hearing is in question after the punch also). TIMOTHY IS NOT A PETTY
MAN. He does not ever sleep, is 21 years breathing,
and hopes to be real boy one day. (he also is the
singer and whatever else you'd prefer he wasn't).

Some more polaroids from the soca recording session.

Where is gallucci????

Check out some photos of the boatshed, our jam space
where we play every damn day............

Fisticuffs in the wind:
Adam & Timothy engaged in a phisical altercation in the command post premises recently. All parties have survived, but some bite marks and warewolf hair have been found on persons and property in the pertaining area. Do not awake the beast.

We are searching for Bolton, if you know him or have seen him, ask him to call us. You can view a photo of Bolton here.

Soca Punk! is our debut album, released 18th May 2005
to no acclaim whatsoever.
Recorded in the waking moments/months of 2005, it's
best described as amatuer but energetic. This album
caused lots of screaming, severe sleep deprivation,
heart attack scares, a little blood loss, throat
destruction and lots lots more (its the most fun thing
we have ever done).
We recorded this album purely because we wanted to
find bandmembers, its that simple. We figured we'd
just cut to the chase, and make an album to do the
explaining for us.
At the time of recording the band only consisted of
brothers Jacob and TimothyBen, so some help was called
in from a few happenin kats to bring it all together.
Andy Cowland from Further was summoned (like as in
jury duty) to hit some low notes on the bass guitar
and to bring some serious stamina to the recording
band. He made 2 mistakes the whole time, and we kept
them both as they are. Clint Hyndman from Something
For Kate came up and stayed at the gallucci command
post for a week to sit on the drum throne for about
half the songs, he made a few more mistakes than Andy
and started talking to himself at one point, but when
he sat on that drum kit, you fucking knew it....... We
did our best to take Clint back to his Descendents
loving teenage years, and make him work hard for it.
It should be duly noted that Clint required a
babysitter when he wasn't tracking drums (thanx Adam).
The album was produced by the stupidly named
diepunkdeath, whose
favourite word in the recording was pulse. He palmed
off all the work
he possibly could during the sessions and barely
showed up, when he
did, he broke things, swore, untuned guitars and
mostly just slept under the recording console. With a
such a timewasting scumsucker producing, engineering
and mixing the album, we really don't know how this
thing ever got finished. None the less we can't
imagine making music without him, so we look forward
to working with him next time round (thats if Timothy
& him sort out the pineapple/punch in the ear thing).
That's about it really, there's a bunch of different
stuff on there,
short ones, long ones, nasty fast stuff, swingin' slow
stuff,
percussion junkyard jams, piano-accordians, even
saxaphone street gang swamp version of a Lenny Kravitz
song just to fuck with you if you get too comfy. But
most of all this album is the definition of Soca
Punk!.
The tunes were written in the 8 months previous to
recording and we are damn well ready to make the next
album, but here it is, our first baby
step............... enjoi.

Gallucci - Soca Punk!

R/T - 44:30

We prefer to trade our album with people rather than
selling it. We have been known to accept fake tatoo's, cool stickers,
punk zines, polaroids & even grass clippings in fair trade for a
CD copy of soca punk! We do graciously accept your donations to help
us with postage though.

That said, if you'd prefer to just send cashola for
your CD copy send
$6 (or equivalent in your native currency) postage
paid and we'll get a
copy sent out to you el pronto. Make sure your pennies
are well
concealed!!!

We don't like cd players in cars, we like cassettes,
they sound good.
So we have aquired a limited quantity of unreal orange
cassettes to put
Soca Punk! onto. BE WARNED - These are hand written
on, hand dubbed, awesomely orange, awesomely shit
cassettes, they don't even have cases and probably no
tracklist either. They sound great, but are really
just for the fools out there who love cassette's and
still have a deck in their car (like diepunkdeath).
You can get one of these for free if you get the CD,
just ask us...........

All of the above should be directed to:gallucci / diepunkdeath

P.O.Box 1240
Darlinghurst
NSW
Australia 1300

- A 100% faux label created purely to anti-release gallucci material.
- Talentless & creditless producer/gunslinger. Hire at your own risk.